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"Holes In Heaven? HAARP and Advances in Tesla Technology"

This video itself is at least 10 years old, so think about the technologies that have been created since, and imagine how much more advanced things have become that we don't know about yet!

The govt. does control the weather

When you piss on something long enough, it turns yellow.
© John Alphonse forever

How many times have I experienced small-minded Portlanders actually get angry and defensive at the thought of government intervention in weather events? I mean, actually pissed off because I've suggested the idea into the open air that once was our society, when we had one. Like I was the devil for bespeaking such inaccurate untruth when it has been documented fact since at least 1986! Do you think the Bush crew doesn't do the same thing? Do you think they're gonna' tell you? Do you notice the wonderful weather we have here most every time the Bushes are on vay-cay in K-bunk? Wake up out of your front-page tabloid or Pressed Harold stupor, people! You're not getting the truth, haven't been for quite a while now... So stop spreading what you think is true just because you see it in the sellout media who are just another business, and not a contributing societal member any more. Stop being a pawn of negativity and move your own piece.

Sadder still walking through Lincoln Park on an Easter Sunday, a stone's throw from the beloved Cathedral of Sexually-Abusive Holier-Than-Thou's: a cold, human-less remnant of a park, in a remnant of a city, in a remnant of what it was like to be a culture, a society and nation with some sense of aesthetic and pride above some dollar sign - not just an American, but a respectable human being foremost. You wonder why things are the way they are now? Just look at your "I'm so wonderful" selves of denial and stop trying to look like the "poor me" innocents while you stab people in the back behind their backs and with a smile to their faces.

The park was pigeon-less, and my illegally spread bread crumbs were met by no less than 70 or 80 seagulls and zero pigeons. Sick that a society would create such a situation as a city and then label the pigeons as dirty, disgusting undeserving leeches on our "great" system. Gee it's kind of like employers treat employees, isn't it? Or how you look down at the welfare recipient sliding their MaineCare card in line at Hannaford? You call yourselves such "nice" people when you have chosen to be judgmental rather than compassionate?

The seagulls of capitalism have devoured any sense of the common man, and apparently common pigeon, repackaged it as undesirable, lesser, undeserving, and then made it the focus of scorn, hatred and judgment.

Just as I was leaving there was a sign of hope, which there will always be until this sign becomes a billboard and then an entire sky: circled around by a gull or two was one approaching pigeon perched on a street light, joined by a second pigeon thereafter as I crossed the street.

One pigeon, two pigeons. Hope springs eternal, and hail to the goddess Esther, after whom the Easter holiday was named in the first place before the Catholics hijacked, manipulated and redefined it. Monkey see, monkey do... No, scratch that, sorry... that's actually an insult to monkeys.

Falling Leaves Reveal More Than Bare Branches

Ah, the fall season!

Yeah I know, y'all moving further North up here to the grape state of Maine, imagining those cozy October days, can't wait to be layering up with all those fuzzy, fashiony sweaters over an organic cotton core, with that crisp air that evaporates sweaty armpits and drippy thighs quicker than a Dyson sucks up potato chip crumbs...

Just don't hurry things here for the rest of us... we have our fair share of coolness as expected at this longitude. Anyway, get used to it, the next 8 to 10 weeks are going to bring us again this year their share of temps in the 60's, 70's - and maybe even a few 80's and 90's. If you haven't yet noticed that our seasons have shifted... imagine how much else you haven't realized! Go slowly, now...

And don't forget that Google and the Weather Underground don't tell you everything. Often temp readings of 40 and 50 are much higher, shorts weather, in the sun. So unless you plan on hanging out in shady places, you're not going to be uncomfortable if you play the sun without a sweater.

Or better still go enjoy that shady spot with all your layers on so you don't get too hot on these chilly days of autumn. All the more room for my beach towel! Pass the sunscreen, wouldya?