Think higher, Portland!

A Ritz Carlton erects into the fog in City Center, White Plains.

White Plains, NY - They have a Wal-Mart here, right in the city center - with the parking ABOVE the building! Now that's intelligent land uses that corrupt little Peetown could take a lead from.

Sure go ahead and shit on Wal-Mart, while Cabela's in Scarborough and others strip down our oxygen-producing, CO2-reducing evergreens, and maples, and birches and spruce... Particle pollution reports in mid-winter? People are in such denial about their surroundings: because they choose to continue to exploit for their own greed, or under the excuse of "Igottaffedmyfamily!" Cop outs, all of you. No excuses. Whatsoever.

Developers must love it because they can get away with mao-wing down lumber to sell, while installing inexpensive tarmac to accommodate their customers. This is because it's cheaper to build than a parking garage above a store, that's for sure. But who's letting businesses get away with this? At whose expense quality-of-life-wise? You got it! Our city planners in Greater Peetown are selling us all up the river, and urinating on our heads as we float by! And, LAUGHING all the way to the bank, I suspect. Wonder where all that cost-cutting savings goes?

These companies ought to be paying for the cost of creating environmentally-sound development, not our children's lungs, in a state with one of the highest rates of asthma and lowest air qualities in the nation.

Solutions are all around us, but our population for the most part is blind, and does anybody take a look around past the Kittery toll booth? Don't let the travesty called Massachusetts get in your way of looking further into this country and elsewhere (not that it's all any better, just parts). And don't rely on your elected and appointed officials to do the right thing. You see the results of this thus far, right?

It's all about money, isn't it? Why is not the Maine Mall multi-level like any other intelligent mall development in an era of "sprawl"? And we accept this? Why is Target not on Level 2? Circuit City? Who benefits from this land misuse?

Oooooo! Big Bad Wal-Mart: actually helping our environment with sensible land use in White Plains. Hey, no uglier than the parking behemoth going up about six feet from the road and a step away from the "new" waterfront at Fore & India streets.

City Council sold out Portland decades ago when perhaps its connections to personal business interests in a cow pasture in SoPo were chosen over Riverside or elsewhere to build the Maine Mall (thanks so much J. Donald MacWilliams and crew wherever you are - or was he the only dissenting voice on this? Can anyone refresh me on this one?). What a door-opener for more of the same, and look at the crappy environment we live in. It's pathetic. Travel to a real city with some level of grace and class and you tell me. Or do you even notice it any more? "Well, compared to where I come from, and I lived in Bauuultimore..." Ugh.

Years ago I spoke to a particular city councilor about building a network of walkways a la Minneapolis to encourage commerce in a frozen economy, this was poo-pooed (pun intended and you know who you are) as "unfeasible". Yet, when Owen Wells or Maine Med wants to put a walkway over a street, gee all of a sudden it's soooo do-able! Hmmm.... I smell skunkie!

Take back your city and state people, because the Massholes and then some are arriving in droves and they don't seem to care much for trees and such, as they continue to breed like rats and run around exclaiming "Oh, that's cheap!" at supermarkets and real estate offices. Ya, cheap to THEIR bank accounts, and incomes that don't exist in this governor-less state. They used to just stay for a few weeks in summer, piss and boat around Sebago, dump their trash in the woods, laugh at us with condescension, and go home. Now they're here year-round! And then they wonder why nobody likes them. From the looks of it down here in New York, they don't like them either.

Truly, shame on all those who have sold out and continue to sell out our once-beautiful city and region while making in excess of 100-grand a year while all our young people struggle for rent money! Portland is a shanty town if you look around the nation and world at real cities and towns. Portland is a joke, people! And all you newcomers' love affair will soon end when the realities of the tax schemers begin to sink in, and your stocks continue to sink down. You've been had, folks. Sucked in with the appearance of a cutesy-town, living in a La-La Land while young men and women die in the Middle East protecting your right to rape the environment and billow blackness into baby lungs. And while elderly and lower-income residents are strained like spaghetti and forced out of their homes by tax and food rates among others. Sick. Sick. Sick.

Congress Street East End Rite-Aid

Quick! You're in Portland, Maine. You just finished up a 10-hour day sanding "shuh-eat-rock". Where can you find the cheapest cold beer in town? And at the same time grab some new dust masks, tape, face wipes, GOJO, safety glasses, duct tape and maybe some spackling? There you are: the Congress Street East Rite-Aid! (Not that there's anything wrong with the other on the West End of Cong-o...)

...and don't forget to pick up the ADD meds at the pharmacy out back while your there! Hope you called in the 'script. You spaced it, didn't you!

Great Views of Portland by justintaxicab

Falling Leaves Reveal More Than Bare Branches

Ah, the fall season!

Yeah I know, y'all moving further North up here to the grape state of Maine, imagining those cozy October days, can't wait to be layering up with all those fuzzy, fashiony sweaters over an organic cotton core, with that crisp air that evaporates sweaty armpits and drippy thighs quicker than a Dyson sucks up potato chip crumbs...

Just don't hurry things here for the rest of us... we have our fair share of coolness as expected at this longitude. Anyway, get used to it, the next 8 to 10 weeks are going to bring us again this year their share of temps in the 60's, 70's - and maybe even a few 80's and 90's. If you haven't yet noticed that our seasons have shifted... imagine how much else you haven't realized! Go slowly, now...

And don't forget that Google and the Weather Underground don't tell you everything. Often temp readings of 40 and 50 are much higher, shorts weather, in the sun. So unless you plan on hanging out in shady places, you're not going to be uncomfortable if you play the sun without a sweater.

Or better still go enjoy that shady spot with all your layers on so you don't get too hot on these chilly days of autumn. All the more room for my beach towel! Pass the sunscreen, wouldya?

A Building Grows In Portland

Let the "real" tourist season begin!

If the ocean continues to heat up, we'll be dragging for orange lobsters and harvesting them pre-cooked!

If prices continue to heat up, we'll be dragging orange tourists through the streets and harvesting them UN-cooked...

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